Top Eleven Reasons
Why Mike Doesn't Have French Fries...

11. He Don' Like 'Em

10. This Ain't French Food

9. The Burgers Greasy by itself

8. Mike's Liability Insurance Does Not Cover Cardiac Arrest

7.Bring Your Own Stinkin 'Fries

6. Who's Gonna Scrape The Muck Off The Walls

5. They're Only Spuds

4. Can't Top "The Willowbrook's" Fries

3. Haven't Sold Enough T-Shirts

2. Have You Seen The Price Of Oil?

AND

1. Mike's Too Darn Lazy to Change The Grease

11. He Don' Like 'Em

10. This Ain't French Food

9. The Burgers Greasy by itself

8. Mike's Liability Insurance Does Not Cover Cardiac Arrest

7.Bring Your Own Stinkin 'Fries

6. Who's Gonna Scrape The Muck Off The Walls

5. They're Only Spuds

4. Can't Top "The Willowbrook's" Fries

3. Haven't Sold Enough T-Shirts

2. Have You Seen The Price Of Oil?

AND

1. Mike's Too Darn Lazy to Change The Grease

All meals are served with your choice of macaroni salad, dijon and red potato salad, tossed green salad, or chips. But NO FRIES!

All of Mike's Burgers are made from 1/2 lb. Chuck, ground fresh at Batemon's Meat Shop.
Fresh produce supplied by Palace of Fruit.

11. He Don' Like 'Em

10. This Ain't French Food

9. The Burgers Greasy by itself

8. Mike's Liability Insurance Does Not Cover Cardiac Arrest

7.Bring Your Own Stinkin 'Fries

6. Who's Gonna Scrape The Muck Off The Walls

5. They're Only Spuds

4. Can't Top "The Willowbrook's" Fries

3. Haven't Sold Enough T-Shirts

2. Have You Seen The Price Of Oil?

AND

1. Mike's Too Darn Lazy to Change The Grease

All meals are served with your choice of macaroni salad, dijon and red potato salad, tossed green salad, or chips. But NO FRIES!

All of Mike's Burgers are made from 1/2 lb. Chuck, ground fresh at Batemon's Meat Shop. Fresh produce supplied by Palace of Fruit.

All of Mike's Burgers are made from 1/2 lb. Chuck, ground fresh at Batemon's Meat Shop.
Fresh produce supplied by Palace of Fruit.